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An individual who can go from completely calm and rational to extremely violent and racist in a matter of one to three seconds. Its as if a storm were brewing and it comes out suddenly like a typhoon. Similar to a rage filled ultra tantrum.

Triggered by: -People being loud late at night

-Having sex on a pool table

-Eating their food when drunk

-Anything you do if your named Moga

-Bringing them dishes to clean

-Chop through their door with an axe

(even worse if they are having sex)

-Cats tipping over trash cans

Warning signs: -A shrill grrrr sound

-Party balls thrown down stairways

-"FUCKING CAT" screamed

-Racial slurs

-Redundant name calling (ex: black nigger!)

-Orange towels thrown

-Door slammings and stomping
Guy 1: Hey did you get drunk and eat the guys food?

Guy 2: I think so... I dont really remember though.

Guy 1: Shit dude, you better be careful. That guy is gonna throw a Hansoon when he finds out!

(door slams, stomping)

and

("WHAT DUMB STUPID BLACK NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT ATE MY FOOD!")

Guy 1: RUN DUDE! HIDE UNDER THE STAIRS! A HANSOON IS A BREWIN'
Hansoon by Mr Hardcoredts June 20, 2009

arin hanson

Arin Hanson is an animator/ gamer and is a part of a YouTube channel called Game Grumps, co-starring with Danny Avidan and formerly Jon Jafari.
"Wow, Arin Hanson is such a boopin' ass guy!"

"Maybe, but Pewdiepie is cooler."

"You are officially dead to me."
arin hanson by Terra Risona October 25, 2015
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Todd Hanson 

AKA The Silver Fox. Creator and enforcer of The Show. Takes it to the hairline regularly.
Now guys, do the damn show, and take it to the hairline... because even Chuck Norris believes in Todd Hanson.
Todd Hanson by travis ohrn August 1, 2009

Hansoozle 

v. to get an unsuspecting colleague drunk beyond recognition.
On Saturday afternoon I was totally hansoozled.

The Hanson Brothers 

Three brothers - Jeff, Steve, and Jack Hanson - who played hockey for the Charlestown Chiefs in the 1977 movie "Slap Shot." They came to the team from the Iron League and are quite possibly the three greatest sports movie characters of all time. Before every game they taped tin foil to their knuckles underneath their gloves. They seldom got to play because they sucked terribly at hockey itself. However, when they did get on the ice, the game turned into a bloody brawl, and were usually promptly ejected from the game with the crowd roaring for more bloodshed. In other words, The Hanson Brothers fucked shit up.

For many hockey players today, "Hanson Brothers" is also synonymous with "Hockey Gods."
The Hanson Brothers brought their fuckin' toys with them.
The Hanson Brothers by Pilotguy44 December 16, 2008

HansonLee 

hansonlee(adjective): so ridiculously clutch that it attracts females by the dozen
"dude brad's shot last night was so hansonlee that all the sorority girls carried him back to their house and he still hasnt left!"
HansonLee by Yellow Menace January 6, 2021

Dirty Hanson 

When one man gives two other men handjobs.
Hanson gave Chase and Michael a Dirty Hanson behind the port-a-potties.
Dirty Hanson by Sgt. Butthole July 21, 2011