hansjörg

(hands - gorg) means to have conflicting feelings over something very, very unimportant

"I got this pumpkin spice latter half sweet and I'm feeling kinda hansjörg..."

by Warren Labinnac October 8, 2016

Hansjörg Brenton

An alias for a talented Chess Player; specifically a Norwegian Grandmaster meant to bring players such as Magnus Carlsen to mind.

P1: Did you hear about Hansjörg Brenton's latest game?
P2: I though he wasn't real...
P1: That doesn't mean he isn't real in my heart! "sobs*

by Hansjörg Brenton (IGM) April 27, 2024