Hangy Dangy 

An abnormally long and saggy penis that can usually be seen through gym shorts or sweatpants.

Coach Crotch always flaunts his sweaty hangy dangy at all of the teenage girls in his P.E. class.

Hangy Dangy by Perineum-Pope June 13, 2015

Handy Dandy Notebook 

a handy dandy notebook is a notebook duh that you write clues in. It is featured in the hit show "Blues Clues". which in my opinion is a great show.

What we need, is our HANDY DANDY NOTEBOOK!!

Handy Dandy Notebook by Hayyshull May 21, 2007

hang dang 

a penis that hangs low

"yo bitch suck on my hang dang!"

hang dang by Jack Meoffe April 4, 2009

Handy Dandy Man 

One of the Most terrifying entities in all of existence known for kidnapping children with lightning fast speed, and eating them with demonic hunger after they say the rhyme. "Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are fast, But the Dandy is faster."

Alright guys I'm gonna summon the Handy Dandy Man. Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are Fast, But the Dandy is faster.

Handy Dandy Man by "The God King" June 7, 2018

Handy Dandy Pecan Sandy 

A Handjob Given by a woman of 90 years of age or older.

I didnt know my great grandma was still sexually active, until she gave me a handy dandy pecan sandy.

Handy Dandy Pecan Sandy by NEGRO AFRO BUSH July 22, 2014

Ol' handy dandy 

When you're horny as a mother fucker and tried your best to find a solution that involves another human being but failed. Ya tried your damndest and finally come to the sad conclusion you've only got one option. Break out the Ol' Handy Dandy and give er. JUST givin er. Classic release when you get that sexy feeling but don't have a bitch (or man meat) kneeling.

Oh man I couldn't pull at the bar tonight, guess it's me, ma bits and the Ol' Handy Dandy.

Ol' handy dandy by teakayallday July 8, 2018

handy-dandy 

short form for a handy-capped person.

The handy-dandy went flying down the stairs in his wheelchair.

handy-dandy by Saccait November 12, 2008