Ultimate Rice Platter

The conglomerate of semen splatter that an Asian male has projected onto the body of another person.

Dude, the chick in that one hentai had an ultimate rice platter that covered her whole body, after Samurai Ozuku was done with her!

by Perineum-Pope June 12, 2015

Hangy Dangy

An abnormally long and saggy penis that can usually be seen through gym shorts or sweatpants.

Coach Crotch always flaunts his sweaty hangy dangy at all of the teenage girls in his P.E. class.

by Perineum-Pope June 11, 2015

grufe

A thick, gray or white coating of hair that lies upon any private part belonging to an older man or woman.

Old Mammie Mel's grufe was hanging out of her taint like a silvery rope leading to a mysterious must.

by Perineum-Pope March 06, 2015