Handy Dancer

A girl or woman who while grinding on a guy on the dance floor, reaches around and puts her hand down his pants and proceeds to stroke his penis. i.e. a handjob while dancing

College is a great place to find A Handy Dancer, if you're in the mood to bust a move or bust a nut.

by TheGreatestEver1 December 29, 2011

slow dance handy

Slow dancing in the kitchen getting a handjob while listening to jack Johnson

"I got a hand job in the kitchen while slow dancing and listening to jack Johnson. She gave me a slow dance handy."

by Dinosaur7 March 14, 2017

dancefloor handy

A hand job given on a crowded dance floor.

My poor behaviour at the party was eclipsed by the scandal of Tegan giving Jim a dancefloor handy.

by La-a Laker January 13, 2013

Hand Pocket Dancer

A person who stays in a area not exceeding 2 square meters dancing in a combination of dips, twirls, fancy footwork and other kick ass moves whilst keeping his hands in his pockets at all times. Eye contact from spectators only serves to spur the hand pocket dancer on, although all comes to an end once his wife comes back from the toilet. From then on the hand pocket dancer appears like any other normal drinker propping up the bar.

"Hand Pocket dancer's off again!"

by lucyt October 18, 2008

Over the pants hand dance

Another word for "Handjob"

"Hey dave, how was your date with Chrissy?"
"Oh, it was great man, she gave me an Over the pants hand dance!"

by ColtonK2000 January 5, 2023

Single Man Hand Dance

Whenever a guy is single (or away from his girlfriend), he takes the alternative and masturbates.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard you broke up with your girlfriend. I bet you miss the sex .
Guy 2: I do man, all I have left is the Single man hand dance to keep me occupied until the next one.

by riddlecker September 30, 2016

No Hands Dance

When you are trying to dance with a girl at a club and she tries to get away you hang on for dear life.
After she gives up trying to get away you can then engage in the no hands dance.
You do so by grinding with the girl but waving your hands in the air.

Guy 1: "Hey it looks like Mike's girl finally gave up"

Guy 2: "Yep. Hes doing the No Hands Dance"

Guy 1: *Laughs*

by fan187 February 18, 2011