Whenever a guy is single (or away from his girlfriend), he takes the alternative and masturbates.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard you broke up with your girlfriend. I bet you miss the sex .
Guy 2: I do man, all I have left is the Single man hand dance to keep me occupied until the next one.
When you are fully grown adult and becomes talked down to, and/or excluded from activities, tasks, etc, especially from superiors such as parents/family members, coworkers, bosses, friends, and so forth. Usually seen in terms of condescending and/or sarcasm. Examples are names such as bud, buddy, or pal when you really have no communication on the outside. Somewhat like a kids table at a dinner or party where children are set aside from adult conversations and matters.
Guy 1: Dude, I am so ready to fucking leave that job. I keep getting put at the kid's table and treated like a child.
Guy 2: Why do you say that?
Guy 1: Everytime I mess up on something, They don't explain to me what I'm doing wrong, fix it themselves, walk off and put me on some dumb janitorial task. They have all these dumb inside jokes and keep me in the dark about everything. I think its time to find a new job.
Guy 2: Do what you need to bro.
an Acronym to remember who's really speaking for you.
Dude 1: Hey man , I can't decide which politician to vote for!
Dude 2: Do your research and use the acronym P.O.L.I.T.I.C.S
*a few hours later*
Dude 1: Bro You're totally right!
When your boss needs volunteers for bullshit events or jobs that no way in hell you would do in their spare time. This leads being voluntold and randomly picking people to volunteer. Very common in the U.S. Military.
Sergeant: Listen up! We need (2) two volunteers to help out with moving stuff.
Unit: *Remains silent*
idiot: Moving what stuff Sarge?
Sergeant: Ok, now i need one volunteer!
idiot: fuck me. I just got voluntold.