Handy Balls

When your partner gives you a tug Job by first reaching under the scrotum, scooping the ball sack between the thumb and index finger, then reaching upward and grasping the cock in the same manner. Both the cock and balls are rhythmically jerked up and down at the same time to orgasm. A soft, saggy scrotum works best.

Rachel gave me handy balls last night. My nuts are sore.

by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2018

Hangy Balls

A variant on the moon. The hangy balls happen when you moon someone, but flop your nutsack on the outside of your underwear so that the offended party will not only see your hairy brown eye, but also see your balls hanging down like a bad painting.

My girlfriend was watching the bachelor last night. I was bored so I gave her the hangy balls. She vomited, so I gave her the Cincinatti Vegetable Bowl.

by Crappy Diaper April 8, 2008

Hangy Balls

A variant on the moon. The hangy balls happen when you moon someone, but flop your nutsack on the outside of your underwear so that the offended party will not only see your hairy brown eye, but also see your balls hanging down like a bad painting.

This chick and I were watching the bachelor last night. I was bored so I gave her the hangy balls. She vomited, so I gave her the Cincinatti Vegetable Bowl.

by Crappy Diaper April 9, 2008

like two pool balls in a hanky

A term used to describe a near- perfect bum , most commonly a woman's .

"Her ass was so perfect , it was like two pool balls in a hanky "

by Unibrow Gerald December 1, 2017

african hand ball

a sport invented in the jungles in Africa played by making a net and attaching it to a tree and using a coconut as a ball. was discovered by american explorers and recently brought to the united states. In 2001 a white baseketball player named larry bird finally broke the color barrier. Another rule is must have at least 5 tattoos to participate unless you are white. The only reason the us team is black because the masters forced their slaves to play. amazingly, the greatest basketball player of all time, Brian Scalabrine, is white.

Joe: wanna got play african hand ball?
Deshawn: nah dawg i can't shoot.
Joe: who the fuck cares all you need to do is dunk! look at lebron!

by markaroni April 10, 2010

hand ball expert

one whos expertise is handling the male genitalia

he told me i was a handball expert last night.

by ForeverGQ August 27, 2003

hand ball

To play with a guy's balls. The girl can mouth them or handle them with her hands. It is a sexual foreplay which is done to induce a trusting relationship. Once conquered this trust exercise, the man has proven to trust the girl with his most vulnerable body part.

Joey: O Monica, you're good at hand ball; I hope Chandler doesn't find out.
Monica: O don't worry, he's cool with it; I've given him plenty of hand ball.

by obnoxiousacorns May 20, 2009