Handsfree 

1. (Noun) A person who engages you in sexual activity whilst your mind is elsewhere. Derived from 'Handless Wanking' in which the dirty state of mid-pubescent teenager temporarily returns as you are sexually gratified whilst thinking about another girl.

2. (verb) Any act of lone sexual gratification which simulates real sex by refraining from the use of hands.

1. "I don't stand a chance with that hot chick by the bar but i'm not going home empty handed. Maybe that ugly girl in the corner will be my handsfree while i close my eyes and think of Jenna Jameson."

2. "Man it's my 40th birthday and i'm still a virgin... i'm guna go home and put my dick in the hoover. I've been handsfreeing for 20 years"

Handsfree by DanJayUK October 22, 2007

handsfree 

type of mobi use in the car

am just on me handsfree at the mo mate

handsfree by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003

Ghetto Handsfree 

It is when you see a person from the ghetto who puts their cellphones between the bandanna, headband or hijab and their ears, so they don't have to hold the cellphone with their hands, but cannot afford a regular headset/handsfree.

Look at that chick dawg, she has a ghetto handsfree.

Ghetto Handsfree by Osiris_god December 1, 2009

Hands-free masturbation device

A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.

Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"

Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."

Hands-free masturbation device by M Digga August 24, 2006

hands free fapping 

troll bait

newfags can't type "hands free fapping"

hands free fapping by anon83!@& February 3, 2012

hands free 

Slang. Someone who is a 'mental' and subsequently talks to themselves.

Derived from people that speak on hands free and look like they are talking to themselves (as there is no one visibly present) but are in fact having a phone conversation.

The 'mentals' on the other hand, have the exact same conversation... but they ain't plugged in to no one!
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Man that Penelope is hands free. I was on the bus the other day and she was there chewing her hand and talking to herself.

Poor old Billy ever since he caught his mum engaged in bukkake with the local football team and his dad then committed suicide and his pet dog got run over and his house got burnt down and he lost his arm in a chainsaw accident, has gone a bit handsfree. Man, I swear down, I saw him in the street the other day, shouting at himself.

hands free by stuntedmonk January 14, 2008

hands free 

the incredible ability to masturbate without any contact with one's genitals. a skill the male japanese business class has cultivated for decades.

hands free by Dickie Moist November 6, 2003