(uk) very easy (short for easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy)
18 pints? easy-peasy!!
(short for) definitely (esp. in web chat and texting)
I'll see you there, deffo
(UK) police
Slasher Smith got turned over by the Old Bill
inferior quality or cheap, especially of scrubberor cheap car lit. "infected with the pox"
Lee's gone an' nicked a poxy Fiests again
a long time
I went out with her for yonks
foolish or gormless person
I'd rondez-vouez with Janet
quite near the Isle of Thanet
she looked more like a gannet
she wasn't half a prannet
"Billericay Dickie" by Ian Dury c.1978
(UK) upper-class plural of poof
ooh my gawd! that place was full of pooves