blissed out

high on drugs (esp. ecstacy), i.e. loved up

I took three tabs and got totally blissed out

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

arse-wank

a tedious exploit, waste of time or otherwise disappointing activity

going to that club was complete arse-wank

by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003

knackers

the knacker man, as in "fit for the knackers" i.e. exhausted, dead

eeh by gum, ah wuz fit for knackers

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

handsfree

type of mobi use in the car

am just on me handsfree at the mo mate

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003

prannet

foolish or gormless person

I'd rondez-vouez with Janet
quite near the Isle of Thanet
she looked more like a gannet
she wasn't half a prannet

"Billericay Dickie" by Ian Dury c.1978

by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003

divvy

(UK) wastrel or sponger (pos orig from 1950s Unemployment Dividend i.e. dole)

you are nothing but a scouse divvy

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

old bill

(UK) police

Slasher Smith got turned over by the Old Bill

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003