Handscaping 

When a man landscapes a woman's body with his hands and his hands only.

So Ren was handscaping my girl last night - that dirty dog.

Handscaping by handscapersunite May 11, 2014

four seasons total landscaping

A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.

Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!

four seasons total landscaping by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020

Bandscaping

A beloved hipster pastime, consisting of two parts: the first of which is spending many hours on the web or roaming the local indie scenes in search of the most obscure, random musical groups that you probably haven't heard of; the second part consists of daily low-grain band performance video facebook updates, and sticker bombing.

"I went to the village bean to make some progress on my graphic novel, but I just ended up bandscaping 'til 2 in the morning. Found a pretty deck band though, you've never heard of Mustard Penguin have you? I'll upload vid tomorrow."

"Some stupid, bandscaping hipster sticker bombed my bathroom with Slug Track Star stickers. What does that even mean anyway?"

Bandscaping by bwplyfestyle October 28, 2011

handycapin your vision

The definition of when someone just seems to miss the truth.

Hey mark i just told you what to say and your (handycapin your vision)

handycapin your vision by Kevon Tilghman December 6, 2019

Handycaping your vision

The meaning of, somone that annoyingly keeps missing the truth in front of them.

Come on bro! your seriously (handycaping your vision) right know!! Its pissing me off!

Handycaping your vision by Kevon Tilghman December 6, 2019

Australian Landscaping 

Shaving your genitals, landscaping “down under”.

Hey man, are you gonna fuck that girl?
Yea, right after I do some australian landscaping.

Australian Landscaping by SloppyToppyMike May 24, 2019

denver landscaping project 

The act of taking a buddy to your basement or closet to shave their genitals and plant tulips.

Jimbo invited his buddy Jagen over for a Denver landscaping project on Saturday.

denver landscaping project by Tinklebooze September 16, 2019