A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.

Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!

four seasons total landscaping by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020

Bandscaping

A beloved hipster pastime, consisting of two parts: the first of which is spending many hours on the web or roaming the local indie scenes in search of the most obscure, random musical groups that you probably haven't heard of; the second part consists of daily low-grain band performance video facebook updates, and sticker bombing.

"I went to the village bean to make some progress on my graphic novel, but I just ended up bandscaping 'til 2 in the morning. Found a pretty deck band though, you've never heard of Mustard Penguin have you? I'll upload vid tomorrow."

"Some stupid, bandscaping hipster sticker bombed my bathroom with Slug Track Star stickers. What does that even mean anyway?"

Bandscaping by bwplyfestyle October 28, 2011

handycapin your vision

The definition of when someone just seems to miss the truth.

Hey mark i just told you what to say and your (handycapin your vision)

handycapin your vision by Kevon Tilghman December 6, 2019

Handycaping your vision

The meaning of, somone that annoyingly keeps missing the truth in front of them.

Come on bro! your seriously (handycaping your vision) right know!! Its pissing me off!

Handycaping your vision by Kevon Tilghman December 6, 2019

Australian Landscaping

Shaving your genitals, landscaping “down under”.

Hey man, are you gonna fuck that girl?
Yea, right after I do some australian landscaping.

Australian Landscaping by SloppyToppyMike May 24, 2019

denver landscaping project

The act of taking a buddy to your basement or closet to shave their genitals and plant tulips.

Jimbo invited his buddy Jagen over for a Denver landscaping project on Saturday.

denver landscaping project by Tinklebooze September 16, 2019

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026