Handerpants

Another word for masturbate: to touch yours or others junk

Dude, I was like totally handerpants last night

Handerpants by Actual trash 🍚 October 1, 2016

Handpantsa 

One who slaps "bitches" with oven mits; the act of slapping a"bitch" with an oven mit (a noun labeling men specifically a verb carried out by men toward women)

David was known as a handpantsa to all his old girlfriends; He hand-pantsa-ed the shit out of Angela

Handpantsa by tossibean November 26, 2013

Hammerpants 

A traditional garb of impalpable masters of ceremony in the late 20th century. Often renounced when not worn as a novelty.

Person A: "Dude, hammerpants? Seriously?"

Person B: "My bad."

Hammerpants by Ketrinon November 20, 2009

Hindenpants 

Any large item of highly flammable nylon clothing sported by certain members of society in indicative of Zepplin Airships of former times.

‘For fucks sake Aunty Mary, put out that fag I’m wearing Hindenpants!
‘Oh, the humanity’

Hindenpants by Bearzuka April 25, 2020

manderpants

unexpected men's underpants found amongst women's clothing or laundry.

While cleaning my sister's room I was caught unawares by a pair of manderpants under her bed...suspicious indeed.

manderpants by dance4penny December 30, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020