Handerpants

Another word for masturbate: to touch yours or others junk

Dude, I was like totally handerpants last night

by Actual trash 🍚 October 1, 2016

Handpantsa

One who slaps "bitches" with oven mits; the act of slapping a"bitch" with an oven mit (a noun labeling men specifically a verb carried out by men toward women)

David was known as a handpantsa to all his old girlfriends; He hand-pantsa-ed the shit out of Angela

by tossibean November 26, 2013

Hammerpants

A traditional garb of impalpable masters of ceremony in the late 20th century. Often renounced when not worn as a novelty.

Person A: "Dude, hammerpants? Seriously?"

Person B: "My bad."

by Ketrinon November 20, 2009

Hindenpants

Any large item of highly flammable nylon clothing sported by certain members of society in indicative of Zepplin Airships of former times.

‘For fucks sake Aunty Mary, put out that fag I’m wearing Hindenpants!
‘Oh, the humanity’

by Bearzuka April 25, 2020

manderpants

unexpected men's underpants found amongst women's clothing or laundry.

While cleaning my sister's room I was caught unawares by a pair of manderpants under her bed...suspicious indeed.

by dance4penny December 30, 2013