Similar to that of a regular handjob, the differnce being that the person giving the handjob uses a slide hammer motion. Starting slow at the tip and then stroking down with extreme force until being stopped by pubic bone. This takes place repeatedly until the person receiving either passes out from pain or a bloody ejactulate occurs. Hopefully both. Slavic in orgin.

You guys hear about Kurt? He spent all day in the ER cause his Slavic girlfriend gave him a wopper of a Slide Hammer Hand Job. He won't be riding his bike for a while.

Slide Hammer Hand Job by LHC***** March 26, 2010

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hammer hand

To hit some one hard af

I’m about to hammer hand this bitch if she keep playing

Imma knock your lights out with these hammer hands

hammer hand by Eli Globe April 20, 2021

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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