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hand hammer juice 

When one substitutes Hand sanitizer instead of lotion or a lubricant.
Billy couldn't find any lotion to rub one out so he used some hand hammer juice . It burned but it served the purpose.

hand hammered 

Being punched in the butthole.
Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.
hand hammered by screamingmeme32 November 1, 2014

hand hammered 

Being punched in the butthole.
Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.
hand hammered by screamingmeme32 November 1, 2014

Slide Hammer Hand Job 

Similar to that of a regular handjob, the differnce being that the person giving the handjob uses a slide hammer motion. Starting slow at the tip and then stroking down with extreme force until being stopped by pubic bone. This takes place repeatedly until the person receiving either passes out from pain or a bloody ejactulate occurs. Hopefully both. Slavic in orgin.
You guys hear about Kurt? He spent all day in the ER cause his Slavic girlfriend gave him a wopper of a Slide Hammer Hand Job. He won't be riding his bike for a while.

hammer hand

To hit some one hard af
I’m about to hammer hand this bitch if she keep playing

Imma knock your lights out with these hammer hands
hammer hand by Eli Globe April 20, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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