Han-Solo’d 

“Han-Solo’d” is the act of fully submersing oneself in a bathtub and letting 50-100 people simultaneously shat until the tub is full. Once the poo has dried a mold of the submerged individual will be made.

I remembered when I was “Han-Solo’d”. Man I miss the 80’s.

I heard Rachel has been “Han-Solo’d” twice…I’m starting to worry about her.

Han-Solo’d by DrippinSoPretty November 11, 2022

han solo'd 

when you profess your love for someone and they reply saying they already knew about it, without reciprocating.

Princess Leia: i love you
Han Solo: i know
...
Princess Leia: fuck he Han Solo'd me

han solo'd by 88slamking November 28, 2010

HAN SOLO'D 

when you jerk it on a girls face while she sleeps and put a paper towel on her face. when it dries it is in the form of her face like han solo in star wars. hence han solo'd.

dude sophie got han solo'd last night!

HAN SOLO'D by Zakk F January 5, 2010

Han Solo'd 

When a male places his balls in the snow, so they shrivel up. Then while a friend or partner is sleeping you place your balls in there mouth. as they warm up they expand.

Man last night Kelly got so hammered she passed out on the couch so I fucking Han Solo'd that slut.

Han Solo'd by tommyshort July 27, 2009

Han Solo's Day 

A holiday celebrated on February 14th, instead of Saint Valentine's Day, to commemorate the ending to A New Hope when Han Solo turned the Millennium Falcon around and attacked the Death Star, the Galactic Empire's ultimate weapon and battle station the size of a small moon. Without his aid, Luke Skywalker's X-Wing would've been shot down by Darth Vader and the Rebel Alliance would have been defeated. But Han Solo didn't do this for fame or fortune, he did it for Princess Leia, a girl who was banging her brother. He made himself into a fugitive wanted across the entire galaxy for a girl who showed no interest in him, and that is true love.

Guy: I thought of giving you chocolate and roses for Valentine's Day, but instead decided to get you this 8" Chewbacca figure for Han Solo's Day.
Girl: Oh I love you!
Guy: I know.

Han Solo's Day by Bob Afett February 11, 2007

Doing A Han Solo 

The act of yelling while making a mad dash towards your enemies, then abruptly stopping while screaming on the top of your lungs. Then after taking out one of your enemies, you dash away, resulting in an escape from the enemies. This act is well known by Harrison Ford's character Han Solo from the movie Star Wars: A New Hope. He made this act famous while doing all the above while in the Death Star, running into a group of Storm Troopers and shooting one down before running off, prompting the Storm Troopers to chase after him.

(A random nerd starts to run down the school halls.)

Nerd: *insert generic yelling noise*

(Makes a turn and runs into the school football team)

Coach of the football team: LOOK, "IT'S A NERD!"

Nerd: *insert generic screaming noise*

(Nerd knocks out the coach with a swift kick to the groin)

Team Member #1: "WTF?!"

Team Member #2: "Dude, he's doing a Han Solo!"

Coach: *on the ground, writhing in pain* "Get...him...ugh."

(Football team starts to chase after the nerd)

Doing A Han Solo by BuJag December 6, 2010

Doing A Han Solo 

The act of yelling while making a mad dash towards your enemies, then abruptly stopping while screaming on the top of your lungs. Then after taking out one of your enemies, you dash away, resulting in an escape from the enemies. This act is well known by Harrison Ford's character Han Solo from the movie Star Wars: A New Hope. He made this act famous while doing all the above while in the Death Star, running into a group of Storm Troopers and shooting one down before running off, prompting the Storm Troopers to chase after him.

(A random nerd starts to run down the school halls.)

Nerd: *insert generic yelling noise*

(Makes a turn and runs into the school football team)

Coach of the football team: LOOK, "IT'S A NERD!"

Nerd: *insert generic screaming noise*

(Nerd knocks out the coach with a swift kick to the groin)

Team Member #1: "WTF?!"

Team Member #2: "Dude, he's doing a Han Solo!"

Coach: *on the ground, writhing in pain* "Get...him...ugh."

(Football team starts to chase after the nerd)

Doing A Han Solo by BuJag December 6, 2010