by shshshssh May 9, 2024
Get the Hamster Man mug.by shshshssh May 9, 2024
Get the Hamster Man mug.Related Words
by N.R. McTwizzler October 2, 2009
Get the vicious man-eating hamster mug.When someone only passingly familiar with modern English and the word "happenstance" is presented with a situation that is so coincidental, it's as if a higher power has ordained that it should be so.
When a juror finds a perfectly organic way to reference the movie "So I Married An Axe Murderer" during sequestering, and then it turns out he has a portable dvd player and copy of the movie under the table. Juror #1: "This opportunity is way to hamsterpants to pass up."
by Juror #1 March 25, 2009
Get the hamsterpants mug.An abomontaion of nature, one parent being a hampster one being a disturbed human with a furry rodent fetish and another parent being satan himself.
Forever tormented by his heritage, illigitamacy as human or beast, ugly-beyond-belief appearance that makes babys cry, woman scream and men suck thier thumbs from kilometers away.
Doomed to be hated by all living and non-living things the hampster man has taken the form of a terribly illiterate and dumbassed teacher at a below average shit hole school in Brisbane, Australia.
The hampster man can be identified as a retarded looking creature, he is short, stumpy and balding due to the stress of his sin-against-nature life he has chewed off all of his fur except for the small amount ontop of his head.
The hampster man is known for unexplainable fits of furry and anger where he will yell for little or no reason endlessly. these are reffered to as hampsterman-splosions.
The hampsterman song:
Who can take a sunrise away
Sprinkle it in poo
Cover it in gay
and a satanic ritual or two?
The hampsterman
The hampsterman can
The hampsterman can cause he mixes it with hate and makes the world a horrifying place
Who can take a schoolday
Wrap it in a death wish
Soak it in the blood of babies
and make a terrifyingly shit history lesson?
Children(in fear): The hampsterman?
The hampsterman
The hampsterman can
The hampsterman can cause he mixes it with hate and makes the world a horrifying place
The hampsterman makes
Everything he does
horrifying and disgusting
Talk about your childhood wishes
Forget those, your hampsterman's bitches
Who can take tomorrow
Douse it in kerosean
Quadruple the sorrow
And cover you face in his "cream"?
The hampsterman
Children(crying in terror):the hampsterman can
Tom: The hampsterman can cause he mixes it with hate
And makes the world a horrifying place
And the world is a horrifying place cause the hampster man thinks it should
Forever tormented by his heritage, illigitamacy as human or beast, ugly-beyond-belief appearance that makes babys cry, woman scream and men suck thier thumbs from kilometers away.
Doomed to be hated by all living and non-living things the hampster man has taken the form of a terribly illiterate and dumbassed teacher at a below average shit hole school in Brisbane, Australia.
The hampster man can be identified as a retarded looking creature, he is short, stumpy and balding due to the stress of his sin-against-nature life he has chewed off all of his fur except for the small amount ontop of his head.
The hampster man is known for unexplainable fits of furry and anger where he will yell for little or no reason endlessly. these are reffered to as hampsterman-splosions.
The hampsterman song:
Who can take a sunrise away
Sprinkle it in poo
Cover it in gay
and a satanic ritual or two?
The hampsterman
The hampsterman can
The hampsterman can cause he mixes it with hate and makes the world a horrifying place
Who can take a schoolday
Wrap it in a death wish
Soak it in the blood of babies
and make a terrifyingly shit history lesson?
Children(in fear): The hampsterman?
The hampsterman
The hampsterman can
The hampsterman can cause he mixes it with hate and makes the world a horrifying place
The hampsterman makes
Everything he does
horrifying and disgusting
Talk about your childhood wishes
Forget those, your hampsterman's bitches
Who can take tomorrow
Douse it in kerosean
Quadruple the sorrow
And cover you face in his "cream"?
The hampsterman
Children(crying in terror):the hampsterman can
Tom: The hampsterman can cause he mixes it with hate
And makes the world a horrifying place
And the world is a horrifying place cause the hampster man thinks it should
by Richard Butler June 20, 2007
Get the hampsterman mug.To start a thread on a message board which has previously been started by others.
Derived from the ubiquitous YouTube "Hamster Dance" videos.
Derived from the ubiquitous YouTube "Hamster Dance" videos.
"HAMSTERDANCE!!! We talked about Sarah Palin's plastic tits yesterday, dumbass. Why don't you pay attention?"
by Carrite March 16, 2009
Get the hamsterdance mug.the action of manifesting yourself as a hamster. a subcategory of looksmaxxing which also includes gerbing
Hailee: Wow! Michael Bates is totally hamstermaxxing right now!
Sidney: I know… How does one look so hamster-like? Crazy stuff
Sidney: I know… How does one look so hamster-like? Crazy stuff
by hmoneyonthebeat June 3, 2024
Get the hamstermaxxing mug.