A homocone is when two males stand naked, parallel, directly facing each other and light a cone. Once lit, the two males proceed to then lightly hold on to the opposing males penis whilst ripping their respective cones. Whoever is last to clear, has to then caress the other males penis until ejaculation.

Damn! The embarrassment on Leo’s face when he lost a Homocone to Chris.

Homocone by fredrick2000 May 23, 2021

homocon

An abbreviation of homoconservative; someone who identifies as conservative/Right Wing, who also identifies as LGBT/queer. The conservativism in question can be political, cultural, or economic.

"Homocons like the Log Cabin Republicans compromise the queer battle to deconstruct hegemonic discourses of heteronormativity"

homocon by Leon... September 17, 2007

homoconfirmation

The term used to describe someone who has just been confirmed as a homosexual, having been under homosuspicion previously.

After Bob was caught giving Ray a blowjob, his status was changed from homosuspicion to homoconfirmation.

homoconfirmation by Moose Factory June 6, 2011

homoconfudesperation

Like confudesperation however this condition affects the mind so badly that people may suddenly fall in love with members of the same sex, while still claiming they are straight. However often, the sufferer is just confused. Again, very common in south east england.

I reckon Michael's homoconfudesperate...i swear he's been giving aaron funny looks recently.

homoconfudesperation by NowImLost July 18, 2005

homoconstipation

When a homosexual refuses to come out, about his sexuality.

I think Bill is gay, but he's suffering from homoconstipation, and won't tell anyone.

homoconstipation by Crubase June 24, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026