Hammerturd

This is when you accidentally defecate in the shower and need to dispose of it, so you forcefully stomp it through the drain. Similar to a waffle stomp but with authority.

"What is that odor coming from the shower? Did you seriously do a hammerturd again?"

by iweartinfoilhats August 11, 2021

Hammerburged

The act of getting completely hammered/wasted in Flint, Mi. Especially located off of Hammerburg road.

Tyler was messing with Jon and Jordan when they were absolutely Hammerburged.

Last night was such a gonger, everyone was Hammerburged!

by HairyB December 7, 2009

Hammerthrow

A sexual position used with midgets. the midgets open their legs while the big person places them in front and begins to spin them around like one does in hammerthrow

Connor loves fucking midgets in the hammerthrow position.

by Connorlikeslittleones June 10, 2009

harderturd

Harderturd is a turd like no other!! Opiate users are subject to this nightmare turd. Your turds get so hard from the pills,boy,etc. Whatever your vice is. Harderturds don't Discriminate as long as it's an opiate.. Turds are so hard 😫 and big due to the Constipation, u literally have to dig them out.

Me :Stacey please take me home

Stacey: why we haven't even ate lunch yet 😑

Me : I need to get to my bathroom I got a major harderturd I need to dig out!

by Kantgetrite April 4, 2022

hammerhuddles

1. (noun) an extremely crazy blonde teenage girl who loves teenage mutant ninja turtles

2. (noun) a rather unsmart catfish from the lake

ahhhh hammerhuddles is coming!!! ahhh! run away! first she'll fight us with her mutant turtle powers!!! then she will kill us with her catfish mindcontrollness!!!! AHH

by personofasfa May 12, 2006

hammerlord

Hammerlord is often used as skateboarding slang. It means someone has done some hammerous trick consistently and most likely with some mad fake steez.(fake steez is all that matters) Skating switch can help you in gaining the title "hammerlord"

God dahm that guy is a friggin hammerlord, pulling shit from no where.

by hammerlordoner February 26, 2008

Hammerlund

CRAZY, outgoing, crazy loud laughter, enjoys a treat or 7, can handle their liquor unless they are throwing up in the morning. The person with this name will have your back until they don't. It's a clan of clique-y proportions!! You will love the time you spend with them until they pick on you mercilessly...and then pee on your face.

Wow, they look like a bunch of Hammerlunds!

Damn, that was just like hanging with a Hammerlund.

by mewohammerlund November 17, 2010