Hammerturd
This is when you accidentally defecate in the shower and need to dispose of it, so you forcefully stomp it through the drain. Similar to a waffle stomp but with authority.
Hammerturd by iweartinfoilhats August 11, 2021
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Hammerthrow
A sexual position used with midgets. the midgets open their legs while the big person places them in front and begins to spin them around like one does in hammerthrow
Hammerthrow by Connorlikeslittleones June 10, 2009
harderturd
Harderturd is a turd like no other!! Opiate users are subject to this nightmare turd. Your turds get so hard from the pills,boy,etc. Whatever your vice is. Harderturds don't Discriminate as long as it's an opiate.. Turds are so hard 😫 and big due to the Constipation, u literally have to dig them out.
Me :Stacey please take me home
Stacey: why we haven't even ate lunch yet 😑
Me : I need to get to my bathroom I got a major harderturd I need to dig out!
Stacey: why we haven't even ate lunch yet 😑
Me : I need to get to my bathroom I got a major harderturd I need to dig out!
harderturd by Kantgetrite April 4, 2022
hammerhuddles
1. (noun) an extremely crazy blonde teenage girl who loves teenage mutant ninja turtles
2. (noun) a rather unsmart catfish from the lake
2. (noun) a rather unsmart catfish from the lake
ahhhh hammerhuddles is coming!!! ahhh! run away! first she'll fight us with her mutant turtle powers!!! then she will kill us with her catfish mindcontrollness!!!! AHH
hammerhuddles by personofasfa May 12, 2006
hammerlord
Hammerlord is often used as skateboarding slang. It means someone has done some hammerous trick consistently and most likely with some mad fake steez.(fake steez is all that matters) Skating switch can help you in gaining the title "hammerlord"
hammerlord by hammerlordoner February 26, 2008
Hammerlund
CRAZY, outgoing, crazy loud laughter, enjoys a treat or 7, can handle their liquor unless they are throwing up in the morning. The person with this name will have your back until they don't. It's a clan of clique-y proportions!! You will love the time you spend with them until they pick on you mercilessly...and then pee on your face.
Hammerlund by mewohammerlund November 17, 2010
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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