Definitions by iweartinfoilhats

Hammerturd 

This is when you accidentally defecate in the shower and need to dispose of it, so you forcefully stomp it through the drain. Similar to a waffle stomp but with authority.

"What is that odor coming from the shower? Did you seriously do a hammerturd again?"

Hammerturd by iweartinfoilhats August 11, 2021