harderturd

Harderturd is a turd like no other!! Opiate users are subject to this nightmare turd. Your turds get so hard from the pills,boy,etc. Whatever your vice is. Harderturds don't Discriminate as long as it's an opiate.. Turds are so hard 😫 and big due to the Constipation, u literally have to dig them out.

Me :Stacey please take me home

Stacey: why we haven't even ate lunch yet 😑

Me : I need to get to my bathroom I got a major harderturd I need to dig out!

by Kantgetrite April 4, 2022

Hammerturd

This is when you accidentally defecate in the shower and need to dispose of it, so you forcefully stomp it through the drain. Similar to a waffle stomp but with authority.

"What is that odor coming from the shower? Did you seriously do a hammerturd again?"

by iweartinfoilhats August 11, 2021

Hardeetardee

When someone is being really silly.

That person is acting hardeetardee

by SugarSkullABS June 30, 2022