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hammerhorn 

To suck a big dick hard and fast and not stopping until the dick shoots cum
I am going to hammerhorn the cum right out of the big hot cock
hammerhorn by Muckyfingers82 February 28, 2021

hammerfor 

Hammerfor is a joke expression used when you are about to hit somebody on the head with a hammer.
Mark: Dude, I saw a hammerfor this weekend.
William: What's a hammerfor?
Mark: This! (Hits William on the head with a hammer.)
hammerfor by MxSx 805 oi oi October 14, 2005

Hammeroid 

When West Ham beat Man United the West Ham fans became proper Hammeroids.
Hammeroid by VOR_REP3 March 2, 2007

hammeroid 

1. A state of extreme intoxication (i.e., "hammered" beyond all recognition).

2. To become intoxicated (e.g., "hammered")to such a degree as to cause hemorrhoids upon the passing of the resultant supercritical fluid effluent.
1. Q: What'd y'all do last night?
A: We drank so much we got hammeroids!

2. Q: Why are you walking funny?
A: I got so damn hammered last night that I got hammeroids this morning.
hammeroid by Judge Folsom December 9, 2010

hammerland 

The place where drunk people go. In truth, it's more of a state of mind than an actual place. You don't need a ticket to go there, but you must be hammered.
Dude, I woke up in the stairwell this morning, and I have no idea how I got there. I must have been in hammerland.
hammerland by Brenton Stanley January 23, 2006

Hammerloging 

When you hammer a log.

When you hit someone IN the head with a hammer, a log, or both.
"Look at that dude over there! He's Hammerloging!"

"OUCH! SHE JUST HAMMERLOGGED ME!"