hammerland

The place where drunk people go. In truth, it's more of a state of mind than an actual place. You don't need a ticket to go there, but you must be hammered.

Dude, I woke up in the stairwell this morning, and I have no idea how I got there. I must have been in hammerland.

by Brenton Stanley January 23, 2006

hammerandfail

(This person used to be @holyreusedjokeonawebtoon) This person is so amazing,funny,kind and one of the BIGGEST Matt simps i've ever seem. (I still love them tho B) ) They make me so happy :)

hammerandfail is so funny!

by Eddsworldisamazinglel June 19, 2021

hammerbang

To be used in replace of and in conjunction with the term paperbag. Generally speaking, if you are under the influence of alcohol you are much more likely to lay a paperbagger without having the wherewithal to put the paperbag on. This constitutes a hammerbang. The term encompasses all kinds of people, men and women, that you would otherwise not bang if you weren't hammered.

Anthony: Would you date her?
Cameron: Fuck no.
Anthony: But will you bang her again?
Cameron: The best shes getting from me is a hammerbang, if shes that lucky.
Anthony: So you regret it?
Cameron: Not really man, DIFTS. Shes the epitome of a paperbagger or hammerbang, how many of you can say you've done what I've done?

by HAMMERBANG March 19, 2008

haverland

A VERY white family's last name. With a little Mexican child that lives with them.

The Haverland's are a really white family.

by LilDent March 18, 2018

Hammerhanding

Jerking off with two hands

Carlos wanted to try something new, so he went hammerhanding on himself.

by panchito lokito October 30, 2011

hammerban

1) (verb) To remove all traces of a user's account or a (sub)forum. Unlike the shadowban, the unwary user knows when he's banned because his account is locked and all his posts are gone as if he was never there.

1) What happens to innocent users and forum threads when micro-dicked mods or admins exercise their power of the banhammer.

That asshole shadowbanned me on his site, so I hammerbaned his ass here.

by Maschinenmensch November 5, 2015

Hammerian Slip

an unintentional error regarded as revealing subconscious cannibalistic feelings.

Armie: "I would love to eat Jane... I mean meet Jane."
Dave: "Oooh a Hammerian Slip"

by luuuukkke January 30, 2021