The state in which one finds themselves after ingesting
large volumes of
alcoholic beverages.
Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent
singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.
After watching
Frank chug his eighth glass of scotch, I walked out onto the
deck and saw him pissing on my grille and cussing out my
parents. He was fucking hammered.
