When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.
Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.
a guy that claims to be hetrosexual, but when in a place like the local gyms' shower area watches the other guys/males in the showers more than just showering
did you know that I caught that guy checking me out in the shower, and he is married...What a Hammerhocker.