a guy that claims to be hetrosexual, but when in a place like the local gyms' shower area watches the other guys/males in the showers more than just showering
did you know that I caught that guychecking me out in the shower, and he is married...What a Hammerhocker.
A revenge tactic in while a male tricks female into stand/holding a bent over doggy-style position. Then proceeds to run full bore towards ramming his hammercock into her vagina/anus thus impaling her and exacting revenge. Can also be applied to oral impaling.
"That hoe cheated on me so I hammercocked her ass!"
"My stupid teacher gave me a bad grade on my test so I hammercocked her mouth."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.