a guy that claims to be hetrosexual, but when in a place like the local gyms' shower area watches the other guys/males in the showers more than just showering
did you know that I caught that guy checking me out in the shower, and he is married...What a Hammerhocker.
A revenge tactic in while a male tricks female into stand/holding a bent over doggy-style position. Then proceeds to run full bore towards ramming his hammercock into her vagina/anus thus impaling her and exacting revenge. Can also be applied to oral impaling.
"That hoe cheated on me so I hammercocked her ass!"
"My stupid teacher gave me a bad grade on my test so I hammercocked her mouth."
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.