Hammer Bro
An enemy sometimes encountered in mainline Mario games. Often seen in pairs, their behavior involves tossing hammers in an upward arc at you. Essentially, they are some of the most annoying cunts you will ever encounter in any video game. When you approach one, be sure to have a mushroom on you because there is a very low chance that you'll get past them without getting hit at least once.
Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I DIED
Person 2: What happened?
Person: 1 IT'S THOSE FUCKING HAMMER BROS, THEY ARE NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID! FUCK!
Person 2: What happened?
Person: 1 IT'S THOSE FUCKING HAMMER BROS, THEY ARE NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID! FUCK!
Hammer Bro by zvcxasdfkwyrio June 17, 2022
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