Hammahjang

All mixed up,confused,tangled,incoherent.

In his press conference from the White House podium his speech was intelligible and extremely hammahjang.

by Palar May 6, 2023

Hamajang

Describes anything out of place, messy, or unorganized

My hair was all hamajang so i when put hair gel for make'em look nice

by Beer Drinker 808 July 31, 2012

hamajang

Fucked up.

She looked good till her panties came off, her punani was all hamajang.

by Kealohi September 10, 2003

hammajanga

all messed up, used a lot in Hawaii

What happened to your hair? It's all hammajanga!
I need to clean my room, it's all hammajanga.

by Lani Kay August 3, 2017

Hammahpants

A name given to a girl whose nights are devoted to alcoholic blackouts and sexual mischief. One who has to document her weekends with a camera in order to remember them and who wakes up next to John Doe and has to search the floor for condom wrappers to determine if they had sex. Hammahpants is more often than not a freshman in college and is highly susceptible to date rape, alcohol poisoning, genital warts, concussions, detox and/or prison, and gangbangs.

-"Hammahpants, what'd you do this weekend?"
>"Ya know, I'm not really sure! Check out my pics on Facebook and ask the Kappa Sigma fraternity because I woke up on their basement floor with my pants off!"

by WhatevaULike88 March 16, 2009