The same as a Jackson's Mustache, just performed by the less affluent or more douchey with a $10 bill instead of a $20. While this is not the preferred method to wake up for young women the morning after, it is certainly much better than Jefferson's Anus.
X: Hey man, how did that chick get home?
Y: I don't know, but she was gone when I got back, I gave her Hamilton's Mustache.
Y: I don't know, but she was gone when I got back, I gave her Hamilton's Mustache.
by Greene Team July 25, 2011
Get the Hamilton's Mustache mug.A Hamilton Special is a bundle of drunkenness usually reserved for high school and college-aged people who are blacking out on a budget. It consists of two Four Lokos of any flavor, one 32-oz. Bud Light Bottle (no 40's in FL), and one Black and Mild (preferably wood-tip and Wine flavored) to be smoked as a closing ceremony. The Hamilton Special derives its name from its price, as a $10 bill will have you Hamilton'd and ready to go in most areas.
Bro 1: "Bro, Zach threw up on my car and fucked my girlfriend!"
Bro 2: "Deal with it tomorrow, he's already a Hamilton Special deep"
Bro 2: "Deal with it tomorrow, he's already a Hamilton Special deep"
by Big M0e June 18, 2011
Get the Hamilton Special mug.the practice of sexual intercorse with two woman and won man in which the man wears a strap on over his glutanous maximus, and the women bend down, both facing away. The man then moves back in forth like a seesaw, penetrating both women.
by THEMAN1234567890 January 20, 2010
Get the Hamilton Seesaw mug.A surprise involving penetrating someone's asshole with a pre-frozen turd. Optimally turd will be made from someone else's shit.
"Hey man, why are you covered in tiny scratches?"
- "Oh I totally hamilton surprised my cat last night, and let me tell you - she was pissed!"
- "Oh I totally hamilton surprised my cat last night, and let me tell you - she was pissed!"
by A|bomb June 3, 2009
Get the Hamilton Surprise mug.O man, last night i and my girl had our self one hell of a Hamilton Surprise and we ended up eating w.e was left.
by I POOOON ASS!!! June 8, 2009
Get the Hamilton Surprise mug.An unimaginable and unattainable prestige of pilot that consist of having all knowledge and experience of aviation. Only the elite of Hamilton decedents can obtain such an honor. This standard allows you to have special privileges, a desire for dramatic situations, and an attention span only matched by small insects.
George: "I wish I had an extended deadline on our aviation test."
Jimmy: "You could if you were as successful as Greg, he is part elite in The Hamilton Standard."
Tim: "My father flys for Delta, I guess I can be within The Hamilton Standard."
Dexter: "False."
Mark: "I'm pretty sure I like girls."
Will: "Then you obiviously arn't in The Hamilton Standard."
Jimmy: "You could if you were as successful as Greg, he is part elite in The Hamilton Standard."
Tim: "My father flys for Delta, I guess I can be within The Hamilton Standard."
Dexter: "False."
Mark: "I'm pretty sure I like girls."
Will: "Then you obiviously arn't in The Hamilton Standard."
by KeetTacular December 5, 2009
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