Hamilton's Mustache 

The same as a Jackson's Mustache, just performed by the less affluent or more douchey with a $10 bill instead of a $20. While this is not the preferred method to wake up for young women the morning after, it is certainly much better than Jefferson's Anus.

X: Hey man, how did that chick get home?

Y: I don't know, but she was gone when I got back, I gave her Hamilton's Mustache.

Hamilton's Mustache by Greene Team July 25, 2011

Hamilton Special

A Hamilton Special is a bundle of drunkenness usually reserved for high school and college-aged people who are blacking out on a budget. It consists of two Four Lokos of any flavor, one 32-oz. Bud Light Bottle (no 40's in FL), and one Black and Mild (preferably wood-tip and Wine flavored) to be smoked as a closing ceremony. The Hamilton Special derives its name from its price, as a $10 bill will have you Hamilton'd and ready to go in most areas.

Bro 1: "Bro, Zach threw up on my car and fucked my girlfriend!"

Bro 2: "Deal with it tomorrow, he's already a Hamilton Special deep"

Hamilton Special by Big M0e June 18, 2011

Hamilton Seesaw

the practice of sexual intercorse with two woman and won man in which the man wears a strap on over his glutanous maximus, and the women bend down, both facing away. The man then moves back in forth like a seesaw, penetrating both women.

Chris Hamilton loved to hamilton seesaw with those two twins on homecoming night.

Hamilton Seesaw by THEMAN1234567890 January 20, 2010

Hamilton Surprise 

A surprise involving penetrating someone's asshole with a pre-frozen turd. Optimally turd will be made from someone else's shit.

"Hey man, why are you covered in tiny scratches?"
- "Oh I totally hamilton surprised my cat last night, and let me tell you - she was pissed!"

Hamilton Surprise by A|bomb June 3, 2009

Hamilton Surprise 

Penetrating an ass hole with a frozen piece of shit then licking it then penetrating it again.

O man, last night i and my girl had our self one hell of a Hamilton Surprise and we ended up eating w.e was left.

Hamilton Surprise by I POOOON ASS!!! June 8, 2009

The Hamilton Standard 

An unimaginable and unattainable prestige of pilot that consist of having all knowledge and experience of aviation. Only the elite of Hamilton decedents can obtain such an honor. This standard allows you to have special privileges, a desire for dramatic situations, and an attention span only matched by small insects.

George: "I wish I had an extended deadline on our aviation test."
Jimmy: "You could if you were as successful as Greg, he is part elite in The Hamilton Standard."

Tim: "My father flys for Delta, I guess I can be within The Hamilton Standard."
Dexter: "False."

Mark: "I'm pretty sure I like girls."
Will: "Then you obiviously arn't in The Hamilton Standard."

The Hamilton Standard by KeetTacular December 5, 2009

Hamilton Snyder 

yeah probably haha XDXD rawr 12 The Plan

id love to Hamilton Snyder you tonight.

Hamilton Snyder by Ham_BONE.er April 10, 2019