Ham off

When two individuals go hard as a motherfucker against eachother in a face off of true drunken/drugged skill.

Yo, Dalton, HAM OFF THIS WEEKEND BRO?
TOTALLY man, you won't even be able to handle it.

Ham off by stare November 6, 2011

Words you can keep

Ham off

To wank.

"What are you gonna do with your day off?"
"Lie in my bed and ham off."

Ham off by Ed The Jed October 9, 2008

Related Words

Ham off • gone off ham • Get off my ham. • ham • Ham Bone • Ham Wallet • Ham Doctor • ham and egger • ham'd • ham slam

gone off ham

When you leave ham in the fridge for too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off ham tastes like dead skin.

gone off ham by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

Get off my ham.

Similar to saying off my meat or get off my dick.

Tell that bitch to get off my ham.

Get off my ham. by Wall the Great October 5, 2019

hamoff

when hamon isnt on

my hamon is hamoff, jonathan quick B R E A T H

hamoff by adhfgsdhhgfgh October 7, 2020

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