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To wank.
"What are you gonna do with your day off?"
"Lie in my bed and ham off."
Ham off by Ed The Jed October 9, 2008
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gone off ham 

When you leave ham in the fridge for too long and it goes moldy.
The gone off ham tastes like dead skin.
gone off ham by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

Get off my ham. 

Similar to saying off my meat or get off my dick.
Get off my ham. by Wall the Great October 5, 2019
when hamon isnt on
my hamon is hamoff, jonathan quick B R E A T H
hamoff by adhfgsdhhgfgh October 7, 2020

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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