A man whose fivehead joins with his ass crack.
Wow that man is so bald.

That's Hamhead.
by Wodderwick December 25, 2022
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Harvey Price. A dribbling rubber-headed blind spastic.

Or anyone with mild spasticinia or spastosis
Well done Jordan, your son is a Hamhead
by David Mildspasticania July 4, 2010
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Someone who is just plain stupid.
"can you believe Jeremy thought a heifer was a chicken?"
"i know right, he's such a hamhead."
by lulu "p-dawg" trutit February 26, 2009
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