Ham Juice

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Wtf kind of name is that?? Tho I can say the same for mines since it FuvkS0aps.

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Ham Juice by FuvkS0aps July 23, 2021

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Ham Juices

The copious amounts of ass crack sweat that drips, settles and moistens the gusset of one's panties or underwear. Ham Juices leave a wet mark running from the taint upwards to the waistband. Ham Juices are caused by vigorous exercise or routine activity in high heat and humid climates.

Frank: Hi Carl. How was your work out today?
Carl: It was great. Got a good pump. Really had the Ham Juices today though.
Frank: Hope you showered up Brahhhhhh!

Carl: That gusset was dripping wet like a $2.00 crack whore on a Friday after payday.
Frank: Nasty Brohhhhhhh!

Ham Juices by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2015

Related Words

Hamjuice • Juicing a Ham • ham • Ham Bone • Ham Wallet • Ham Doctor • ham and egger • ham'd • ham slam • ham and cheese

Juicing a Ham

There are two definitions:
1. v. Getting the ugly fat friend drunk off her ass so she won't cock block any potential hook-ups with her hot friends. This is usually with the intent that she'll lose her inhibitions and suddenly feel the urge to "just dance" while leaving her friends alone.

Sometimes the skinny friends instigate this themselves so it won't hurt their game or their friend's feelings.

2. v. getting so drunk that you're willing to have sex with a large rotundous woman.

1. Jason: That fat bitch keeps trying to talk to me and ruining my game.
Adam: Let's get some juice in that ham so she'll leave us alone.

-or-

Anne: God, Judith is running all the hot guys off. Let's buy some shots.

Jessica: For real, bitch gets crazy on the dance floor. I just hope she keeps her clothes on this time.

Becca: God that was gross but worth it. Fuck it - let's juice that ham!

2. God damn I was so drunk last night that I put my baby juice in that ham.

-or-

I'm so drunk and desperate I'll even go for juicing a ham.

Juicing a Ham by crzymeanbtch February 8, 2010

Hamjuice

That yummy stuff that comes out of ham when you squeeze it.

Maikki held the hamjuice above his head and squeezed its goodness into his mouth.

Hamjuice by The List. February 15, 2010

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026