Ham Dam

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Similar to the common practice of using a rubber dental dam as a barrier against germs and disease while performing oral-anal sex, the Ham Dam uses the same concept but instead of rubber one uses a thin slice of honey baked ham.

"Dude, I would totally lay down the Ham Dam on that girl."

"After I gave Erica the Ham Dam, I slapped that thin slice of honey-baked on some potato bread and ate a Ham Damwich!"

Ham Dam by 240HamDam May 23, 2009

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ham damn

When you have eaten to much ham and you can not take a shit.

Boy I eat way to much ham now I have a Ham Damn and I can shit.

ham damn by Pnltbox January 24, 2017

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Ham Dam • ham damn • Ham Slam Damnit • hamdamaged • hamdammered • Hamdamonium • ham • Ham Bone • Ham Wallet • Ham Doctor

Ham Slam Damnit

Said with a southern accent, this is what you say when you want to swear but there are kids present. May sound like "hem slem demmeh" when properly pronounced (with the "e" said like "pet" or "eh").

"Oh, my wife cheated? Ham Slam Damnit!"

"Ham Slam Damnit, I stubbed my toe!"

Ham Slam Damnit by dontforgetthetoast July 11, 2024

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Hamdams

Top tier Irish chipper, very filthy but in a good way.

I went to Hamdams and orders a chip butty wrap, a party box, a niall special and a gurry curry

Hamdams by cheesy454 July 5, 2021

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Hamdamonium

Hamdamonium: is when two or more people go ham at the same time.

Going Ham is when a person snaps on another person.

It's to much hamdamonium in this room right now i got to get away .

This club is to crunk right now to much hamdamonium in here.

Hamdamonium by RONSKILOW December 13, 2010

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hamdamaged

really drunk; something you say when you drunk dial

My buddy called me last night at 2 am hamdamaged.

hamdamaged by GavinN May 17, 2007

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hamdammered

Extremely intoxicated. Past the point of being hammered or wasted

It was at that point I realized you had gone from being drunk to hamdammered out of your mind.

hamdammered by bella k. July 7, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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