Ham Bangle 

Another word for the arse muscle or Sphincter

Consuela was powerless to resist the thrill of the cash as she was a cheap whore who would do anything for money, so when a client bent her over, shagged her up the fudge tunnel, she gripped onto his pork sword with her ham bangle until he paid her well

Ham Bangle by Sanddancer June 28, 2012

ham and bangers 

Attributes of a great MILF. Great big ham legs and massive mashable bangers. Something for the guy that likes legs and something for the guy that likes tits.

Dude 1: "Wow, you seen that new MILF in Accounts? Great ham and bangers!"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah! Full pork breakfast!"

ham and bangers by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006

hamdangled 

to be really stoned or drunk, or both

wow i'm fucking hamdangled man, gravity's not doing it's job

hamdangled by Koss flavour August 9, 2006

hamjangled 

The state of being past hammered

I was hamjangled last night after 5 shots of tequila.

hamjangled by gil man November 16, 2021