hamdangled 

to be really stoned or drunk, or both

wow i'm fucking hamdangled man, gravity's not doing it's job

hamdangled by Koss flavour August 9, 2006

hamdingle 

a little girl with a pot belly

damn that girl has a hamdingle

hamdingle by freakint January 12, 2008

hamjangled 

The state of being past hammered

I was hamjangled last night after 5 shots of tequila.

hamjangled by gil man November 16, 2021

hamdanced 

Drunk, beyond wasted, slightly before shit-bombed

"Do not ask me for advice when I'm all hamdanced. Wait til morning"

hamdanced by Paul May 23, 2004