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Hallucibrations 

The phantom vibration one feels down their leg immediately prompting them to reach for their phone and check for messages, status updates or incoming calls. Furthermore apparent when said device isn't even in the targeted pocket.
Dood why are you playing with yourself?

I'm not - I keep getting hallucibrations even though my phone is on the table...
Hallucibrations by DocNorton September 10, 2014
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olfactory "hallucinations" 

When you smell something that really isn't there.
I've had many olfactory "hallucinations" like when I smell mustard & there's none around!

Hallucibration

The sensation you get when you know your phone is on silent and you feel it vibrate in your pocket only to discover when you pull it out that you had imagined it.

Hallucibration(s), Hallucibrating, Hallucibrates.
person a - Hang on, my phone is going off - oh, no, wait - I was just an Hallucibration
Hallucibration by Jammin420 August 19, 2010

encopretic olfactory hallucinations 

A description of the neuropsychological disorder wherein a person erroneously believes they have shit themselves.
Sadly, during his early childhood while visiting his dad in prison, Jared was dropped squarely on his head and ever since this unfortunate event he’s been having these disruptive encopretic olfactory hallucinations which has caused him to wear the now familiar “Kushner shit smelling face.”

vibratory hallucinations 

Perception of vibratory experiences without an external stimulus and with a compelling sense of their reality, usually resulting from habitual exposure to an object and/or occurence that in reality would cause a vibratory experience.
Pam feels her cellphone vibrate, she checks her phone to find no missed calls, text messages, or voicemail... and realizes she's having vibratory hallucinations, she thinks her cellphone is vibrating when in actuality it's not vibrating at all.

visual hallucinations 

when you see things that aren’t really there. it could be objects, people, or just anything nobody else sees. it’s some creepy shit and if it happens to you, get it checked out with a doctor.
person #1: bro i keep seeing things moving in the corner of my eye that aren’t even there..

person #2: you’re probably having visual hallucinations man.

person #1: wtf is that?

person #2: when you see things that aren’t really there.

Hallucinations 

are visual, ghost-like thingies you get mostly by taking ‘shrooms.
You can get hallucinations by shitting in a bottle, leaving it out for a week, and sniffing the Methane has that comes with it.
Hallucinations by Sad Piggie October 18, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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