DocNorton's definitions

Hallucibrations

The phantom vibration one feels down their leg immediately prompting them to reach for their phone and check for messages, status updates or incoming calls. Furthermore apparent when said device isn't even in the targeted pocket.

Dood why are you playing with yourself?

I'm not - I keep getting hallucibrations even though my phone is on the table...

by DocNorton September 10, 2014