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Half-Retarded 

Some one Who is not fully retarded so you have some part of your brain where your retarded but not retarded in another.
My mom dropped me on my head sideways now I'm half-retarded.
Half-Retarded by Hiyo802 December 24, 2009

Half Retarded 

A person whose brain only has half of all functionality leaving them retarded in the other half. Still can be reffered to as Retards
Hank: you Retarded
Nathan: Nah I is Half Retarded

Half Retarded 

Something that has happened or someone that seems to have the stupidity equal to half of a retard's intellect.
"This homework is half retarded"
or
"You're half retarded"
Half Retarded by I eatz teh babehs January 18, 2009

Half Way Retarded 

Someone who thinks they're very smart but is really fucking stupid.
"I consider myself a skeptical person and I've done my research. When you look into it, the Earth is flat."
"Dude, are you half way retarded?"
Half Way Retarded by jiggysaw17 November 21, 2018

Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid 

At least it died before Ree-lon's dad got a hold of it.
Hym "Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid managed to escape the grooming and molestation it would likely endure as a member of the Musk clan but the real question is: Does Elon's step-sister have to allow herself to get molested to aquire any of Elon's dad's money? I would guess PROBABLY and I am a very good guesser!"
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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