Half-Job

A painful, unsatisfying and never ending hand job. This is due to the fact the the girl administering it has no idea what she is doing and it always ends in you saying stop or her giving up.

"Yo dude how was that girl last night"?
"It sucked all I got was a half-job"

Half-Job by FuckYouErik October 29, 2011

half job

A half of a hand job. Usually happens when the girl realizes half way through that she doesn't want anything to do with your disgusting penis, so she goes home instead. Often the male at the wrong end of this technique will come up with excuses in order for his friends to not look down on him, such as "when you have a chick squeezing on your dick it's not pleasurable."

Poor Adam, only able to get a half job.

half job by Billy McPhereson December 10, 2004

half job

when a female puts sexual images into a mans mind while he masturbates, almost a hand job but not quite

i got a half job last night

half job by awesome24678 October 16, 2010

half-ass job 

To do something half way, not to the best of your ability or what was required of the job. Usually done in a rush.

The slacker did a half-ass job putting up the fence

half-ass job by Randii November 20, 2007

half a job, rob 

Someone when they do a job only does half of it to piss everyone off

Person 1: Yeah i got the job done quickly
Person 2: Let me guess you did a half a job, rob

half a job, rob by Billy010101 December 13, 2017

half blow job 

when someone gives you a blow job but instead of the entire penis going into thier partners mouth its done from the side...sort of like licking an envelope.

The only thing Mike can get is a half blow job becuase hes girlfriend doesnt like the entire thing in her mouth.

half blow job by emachine123456 November 19, 2007

half a job 

When your having a threesome and one girl is giving you head but doesn't finish you off and leaves it to the second girl to finish you .

I had a threesome yesterday and the girl half a jobbed me

half a job by half a job November 5, 2015