Hairyface 

Usually an ape-like creature that rarely leaves his gay neighborhood to come drink with his pals. Hairyfaces are known for flooding problems and nice selections of world beers.

What's hairyface up to tonight? Nothing.

Hairyface by Mr. Redface February 15, 2008

fairyface

An old bearded man who comes across as weak and seems frail. In reality he is a badass

Look at the fairyface over there, we could take him.

fairyface by bigdaddyvince November 6, 2014

mr.happyface 

A creepy and psychopathic murderer that tries to kill a little boy named Timmy.

"I'm gonna cut your throat open and use your blood as syrup on my pancakes, yaaaaaaay!"

mr.happyface by Mr. Squeakers December 12, 2004

hammyfaced

A time when you are absolutly plastered falling into things, and slurring your words.

"I got so hammyfaced last night!"

hammyfaced by Snooki Face ;) January 4, 2010

Hairyfire 

Hairyfire is a large, fast moving, wall of fire that presents immediate danger to all within a mile (or so) due to it's sheer speed.

John: Quick Stewart, get in the car! A hairyfire is making it's way towards us!

Hairyfire by stoobob21 August 27, 2011

hairyvage 

a hairy pussy that doesnt get shaved and is stank asf
pubes

women 1- do u shave?
women 2- NO THATS SO GROSS
women 1- ew wtf you have an actual hairyvage you gross slut

hairyvage by jesushandle May 25, 2023

Hairyareola

Hairs (that shouldn't be there) growing on a woman's areola.

"Cindy had great titties, but she had hairyareolas. What a dick shrinker."

Hairyareola by JIM BLUE August 20, 2007