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Irish term meaning to be heavily intoxicated with alcohol to the point of not knowing where you are, and whether or not someone farted in your face.
"I like to visit the various partying locations in my local area and get totally fucking fartfaced on a regular basis!"

Fairytale of New York 

Possibly the only Christmas song with the word "faggot" in it. Also possibly the greatest Christmas song ever, telling the story of two Irish immigrants in New York City, and how they have had a falling out because America wasn't what the boy promised the girl it would be. Written by Shane MacGowan and sung by him and Kirsty MacColl. Go look it up on Youtube. You will find it better than the same old Christmas songs.
"You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot!

Happy Christmas your arse I pray God its our last." -a verse from Fairytale of New York

bosnian fairytale 

A random, highly fictional story that Bosnians tell in order to impress friends or hot girls.
Miroslav: "My cousin's civic has 700 horses."
Steve: "Quit telling Bosnian Fairytales."
bosnian fairytale by StvCal March 1, 2015

poophead fartface 

the worst insult possible. very very hurtful. may lead to depression
Bully: "Don't end our streak you poophead fartface"
Victim: "Omg you hurt my feelings"

Fairybae444 

Fairybae444 is a indie and gorgeous content creator, fairybae444 is her secret account, on their she just vibez
Y/n:Ugh! My account is dying, I need to make a secret one so I can vibe with other people

Me:What? Are you gonna pull a fairybae444?
Fairybae444 by McNugget11111111 August 29, 2021

fartface 

Someone who when they talk only release worthless gas, with no value other than to smell up the room
fartface by Big Al August 5, 2003
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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