hammyfaced

A time when you are absolutly plastered falling into things, and slurring your words.

"I got so hammyfaced last night!"

by Snooki Face ;) January 4, 2010

Hammerfaced

The state of being so far beyond hammered and shitfaced that you combine the two into one kick ass word.

"Yo Kev, how drunk were you last night?"

"Man I was hammerfaced."

by PJZ, too many people use this September 28, 2008

whammyfaced

One degree past shitfaced. Completely gone, not coherent at all, just wasted beyond belief.

Spencer got so whammyfaced he fell down the Smiley stairs and broke his ankle.

Eric got so whammyfaced he punched the wall thinking it was his own shadow.

by Urlic February 1, 2006

shitfuck hammerfaced

The state of being strongly intoxicated by drugs (such as alcohol, MDMA, LSD, mushrooms, ketamine, DMT, 2CB, morphine, GBH, DXM or peyote) to a point beyond all logic and/or reasoning.

"Dude, after I ate that eighth of shrooms, I drank half a bottle of Delsym. I was shitfuck hammerfaced."

by G. Darkness January 13, 2013

hammerfaced

Just the most beat up female face on the planet. Any and everything is wrong with this individuals face.

You know what Ryan,
I could do a keg stand for an hour and a half and I would still rather have move my family into a ghetto like Santa Ana, Ca., than sleep with that hammerfaced trick!

by The Whammer Hammer January 5, 2009

hamfaced

the absolute drunkest, sloppiest, shittiest and highest degree of hammered/drunk one can reach; the highest possible degree before one drinks him/herself into a coma; before a blackout one might recognize that he/she is hamfaced, usually one recognizes the next morning due to the following reasons: you are wanted by the law, you have random shit in your room and you don't know how they fucking got there, you wake up to find a random (or many) person (people) naked in your bed, you wake up naked in someones bed, you wake up and find yourself in someone's front lawn ect.

Let's get hamfaced tonight boys!

Al: Dude wtf are these roadblocks, this street sign, and this scooter seat doing in the room?
Art: Fuckin right! We were hamfaced last night!!!

by Naismith_4thFloor October 22, 2009

whammyfaced

A creation of Spencer, this word is used to describe a severely intoxicated person. The person must be beligerant and do something destructive. Passing out is beyond whammyfaced.

Mikey got so whammyfaced he tried to play tummysticks with me.

Eric got whammyfaced and ripped all the doortags down in our hallway.

by Whammy McWhammerstein July 16, 2008