Hairy Monster
Big Hairy Vagina, can consume large quanities of men at one time, known to have teeth and a hand to pull its victims in. Men Beware!!
Hairy Monster by Iron Chef of Vagina March 10, 2010
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hairy armed monster
this is a woman who has arms made of hair. She also has a hairy face and god knows what else. She is usually small in height (a poison dwarf) and had an odd shaped body. She has greasy hair and tits bigger than her. Her name is usually Elaine, and corrupts innocent people by swinging her hairy arms about!
Oh my god, what happened to you?
i got attacked by the hairy armed monster!
help....save the service users,
the hairy armed monster is on the loose!!!
i got attacked by the hairy armed monster!
help....save the service users,
the hairy armed monster is on the loose!!!
hairy armed monster by odd that i find that freak so facinating February 19, 2008
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Hoboken hairy monkey monster
A legand in Harrison high school new jersey. mostly known as a girl who's face contains much pubic hair, and has severe herpies sores and hemeroids of the mouth and/or asshole. bears a striking resemblence to a wet sewre rat or monkey hence the name, she will gobble your penis with her fingers or dirty moneky claws that have been dipped in her anus and many of her victoms anuses for years. Mostly seen wearing overalls, barefoot, and climbing trees. Signs of this beast approaching: a foul oder, vommitting, chronic Diahhrrea. it learks behind quick check inn the crown bank dumpster.
HOLY SHIT!!! I HAVE DIAHHREA!!! IT MUST BE THE HOBOKEN HAIRY MONKEY MONSTER!!! Quick, throw a crack covered dounut at that bitch! Quickly, throw a comb nd purple hair extensions and pubes!!
Hoboken hairy monkey monster by Darius, Iago, Jessie June 11, 2008
Hair Monster
wearing a shirt an theres a hair on it, that not a part of u anymore or part of something eles thats a hair monster
Hair Monster by Tyler Fitzcharles May 24, 2007
Hair Monster
That hair clip you used to pretend was a mouth when you were eight.
Mandatory part of sexy secretary or librarian outfit
Mandatory part of sexy secretary or librarian outfit
Hair Monster by HighRiskLowContext July 17, 2026
hairmonster
woman, usually caucasion whom in the 80's used a full can of aquanet hairspray to get all 18" of her hair to pile on top of her head
hairmonster by badsean September 4, 2004
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