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hairy armed monster 

this is a woman who has arms made of hair. She also has a hairy face and god knows what else. She is usually small in height (a poison dwarf) and had an odd shaped body. She has greasy hair and tits bigger than her. Her name is usually Elaine, and corrupts innocent people by swinging her hairy arms about!
Oh my god, what happened to you?
i got attacked by the hairy armed monster!

help....save the service users,
the hairy armed monster is on the loose!!!

Hoboken hairy monkey monster

A legand in Harrison high school new jersey. mostly known as a girl who's face contains much pubic hair, and has severe herpies sores and hemeroids of the mouth and/or asshole. bears a striking resemblence to a wet sewre rat or monkey hence the name, she will gobble your penis with her fingers or dirty moneky claws that have been dipped in her anus and many of her victoms anuses for years. Mostly seen wearing overalls, barefoot, and climbing trees. Signs of this beast approaching: a foul oder, vommitting, chronic Diahhrrea. it learks behind quick check inn the crown bank dumpster.
HOLY SHIT!!! I HAVE DIAHHREA!!! IT MUST BE THE HOBOKEN HAIRY MONKEY MONSTER!!! Quick, throw a crack covered dounut at that bitch! Quickly, throw a comb nd purple hair extensions and pubes!!

Hair Monster  

a hair that in on any type of clothing that is not attached to the body anymore
wearing a shirt an theres a hair on it, that not a part of u anymore or part of something eles thats a hair monster

hairmonster 

woman, usually caucasion whom in the 80's used a full can of aquanet hairspray to get all 18" of her hair to pile on top of her head
That hairmonster with the leg warmers and the two tone jeans certainly is bangable
hairmonster by badsean September 4, 2004