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hairport

Check out the hairport on that chick.
by Lou Tador April 24, 2006
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Hairporn

It's the definition of Stana Katic's hair. Everytime you look at her hair,it seems you're watching some steamy movie. If you don't have any idea of what I'm talking about,just go watch Castle. And look at her hair. You WILL understand the meaning of hairporn.
Look at Stana's her! It's so perfect!" "Yeah,pure hairporn!
by Hopelessaddicted August 1, 2011
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Hairbortion

Getting the worst haircut/style of your life; usually just before an important event like your wedding or a job interview.
Arghh, usual stylist wasnt in and the new preformed a late term hairbortion my highlights.
by myhusbandisdelicious September 20, 2010
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Hairbortion

Getting a bad haircut that is so bad that you must get your hair shaved off, or cut even shorter just to make it look better.
1: "Why are you bald?"

2: "My mom gave me such a bad haircut, I had to go to the barber to get a hairbortion."
by Blackenedchi September 1, 2012
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hairpothesis

A hairpothesis is an enthusiastic idea one gets about one's hairstyle that is promptly implemented often without good result.
What's the hairpothesis with that danceline ? They look like sea otters !! When they slap the floor and hoot like that it makes me think they're trying to get us to ignore their uniform new hairstyle !! Are they trying to look like that Robert Palmer video from the 80s ?? Tough look to get away with...
by joedaprogramma June 7, 2023
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