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hairburger
1. noun The female genitalia. Probably originated from performing the act of oral sex on a woman who doesnt trim often, However it can also apply to a female with any legth and/or style of pubic hair.
2. Used to describe the unsatisfactory attitude or demeanor of another.
2. Used to describe the unsatisfactory attitude or demeanor of another.
hairburger by Evan Schmit December 11, 2005
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hairmergency
Noun.
1. When you have a sudden need to fix your hair.
2. When you have a bad hair day and are in desperate need of someone else's help.
1. When you have a sudden need to fix your hair.
2. When you have a bad hair day and are in desperate need of someone else's help.
hairmergency by car.crash.heart98 February 22, 2009
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.