hairberg

The portion of hair that fractures off from the main crop when the receding hairline from each side of the forehead joins together on the centre of the head.

Check out Bobby J's hairberg, he should totally just shave his head Hitman style!

by widdkid January 23, 2011

hairburger

1. noun The female genitalia. Probably originated from performing the act of oral sex on a woman who doesnt trim often, However it can also apply to a female with any legth and/or style of pubic hair.

2. Used to describe the unsatisfactory attitude or demeanor of another.

1. I had a little hairburger on my lunch break but no sex.

2. Man you are such a hairburger.

by Evan Schmit December 11, 2005

hairmergency

Noun.

1. When you have a sudden need to fix your hair.

2. When you have a bad hair day and are in desperate need of someone else's help.

1. Quick- to the bathroom! It's a hairmergency!

2. I need your help NOW. It`s a hairmergency!

by car.crash.heart98 February 22, 2009