A hailgasm is the highest or climatic point of two or more storm chasers discussing an on coming hail storm.
Nick: Forgot to tell you this storm has hail potential tonight and tomorrow. Looks like a downpour in the valley.
Phil: Make sure any calls come into the office for hail, forward to cell phones to schedule immediately
Madison: Yeah you got my number. I need a storm so I can do some more climbing get back into shape
Nick: Witnessed some nice cloud to ground lightning towards Oshkosh! Very unstable cumulus to the south of Appleton building rapidly verifying your radar shot Phil.
Phil: Hail core building. Great daytime heating over by Tigerton today.
Nick: Yes sir! The cell that just went through is converging with the severe from Waupaca we are about to get some! Hail is coming everyone!
Converging cells.... Bout to get my mollywopped!
Phil: Well typically the insurance guy will be scouting brother
I feel it building .... it better than last time .
Nick: I feel it too .... I’m at a point of no return .... Phil???
Phil: I feel it too ... oooh oooh Nick???
Nick / Phil (in unison): we can’t hold back ... we are having a Hailgasm!! Ahhhhhh
Nick: was that good for you?
Phil: Yeah brother
Phil: Make sure any calls come into the office for hail, forward to cell phones to schedule immediately
Madison: Yeah you got my number. I need a storm so I can do some more climbing get back into shape
Nick: Witnessed some nice cloud to ground lightning towards Oshkosh! Very unstable cumulus to the south of Appleton building rapidly verifying your radar shot Phil.
Phil: Hail core building. Great daytime heating over by Tigerton today.
Nick: Yes sir! The cell that just went through is converging with the severe from Waupaca we are about to get some! Hail is coming everyone!
Converging cells.... Bout to get my mollywopped!
Phil: Well typically the insurance guy will be scouting brother
I feel it building .... it better than last time .
Nick: I feel it too .... I’m at a point of no return .... Phil???
Phil: I feel it too ... oooh oooh Nick???
Nick / Phil (in unison): we can’t hold back ... we are having a Hailgasm!! Ahhhhhh
Nick: was that good for you?
Phil: Yeah brother
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Chad : Hey isn't that Molly over there at great clips!
Kiersten: CHAD NO! You stay away from that place!
Molly : What the fuck!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Molly: Get The Fuck Away From Me You Creap!
Kiersten : You will have to excuse my boyfriend he tends to get Hairgasm's quite often!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Molly : Well he just got cum all over my hair I'm callin the cops!
Kiersten : Run Chad Run!!!!
Chad : Hey isn't that Molly over there at great clips!
Kiersten: CHAD NO! You stay away from that place!
Molly : What the fuck!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Molly: Get The Fuck Away From Me You Creap!
Kiersten : You will have to excuse my boyfriend he tends to get Hairgasm's quite often!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Molly : Well he just got cum all over my hair I'm callin the cops!
Kiersten : Run Chad Run!!!!
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