Hailgasm

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A hailgasm is the highest or climatic point of two or more storm chasers discussing an on coming hail storm.

Nick: Forgot to tell you this storm has hail potential tonight and tomorrow. Looks like a downpour in the valley.

Phil: Make sure any calls come into the office for hail, forward to cell phones to schedule immediately
Madison: Yeah you got my number. I need a storm so I can do some more climbing get back into shape
Nick: Witnessed some nice cloud to ground lightning towards Oshkosh! Very unstable cumulus to the south of Appleton building rapidly verifying your radar shot Phil.
Phil: Hail core building. Great daytime heating over by Tigerton today.
Nick: Yes sir! The cell that just went through is converging with the severe from Waupaca we are about to get some! Hail is coming everyone!
Converging cells.... Bout to get my mollywopped!
Phil: Well typically the insurance guy will be scouting brother

I feel it building .... it better than last time .
Nick: I feel it too .... I’m at a point of no return .... Phil???
Phil: I feel it too ... oooh oooh Nick???
Nick / Phil (in unison): we can’t hold back ... we are having a Hailgasm!! Ahhhhhh
Nick: was that good for you?
Phil: Yeah brother

Hailgasm by Duncan8160 May 2, 2021

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Hairgasm

When a person get's an orgasm just by touching another person's hair!

Kiersten: I need some new sandals we need to go to the buckle!
Chad : Hey isn't that Molly over there at great clips!
Kiersten: CHAD NO! You stay away from that place!
Molly : What the fuck!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Molly: Get The Fuck Away From Me You Creap!
Kiersten : You will have to excuse my boyfriend he tends to get Hairgasm's quite often!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Molly : Well he just got cum all over my hair I'm callin the cops!
Kiersten : Run Chad Run!!!!

Hairgasm by SlopNChop January 29, 2017

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hairgasm

What women in those goddamn Herbal Essences commercials have.

*woman is washing hair*
"Oh! OH! OH!!"
*hairgasm*

hairgasm by tabbatsoli December 13, 2005

hairgasm

when you are touching someone's hair and they writhe with ecstacty almost sexual.

as i comb through her hair, she moans as if she is having a hairgasm

hairgasm by bkfrogus August 7, 2012

Hairgasm

A euphoric state of "hair high" induced by an unusually pleasing coif.

Jess: "Oooooohhh! Loving my hair. Is it possible that I'm having a hairgasm?!"

Man: "That girl's hair is so sexy! It's giving me a hairgasm!"

Hairgasm by i0error January 15, 2014

hairgasm

Hairgasm is a U.S. registered trademark
No. 2,390,828 owned by Louise Marie Pidwerbecki for the mark HAIRGASM, in international class 3 for hair care products.

www.hairgasm.com

hairgasm by luckezz March 16, 2009

Hairgasm

The near orgasmic release felt when taking one's hair down from a ponytail or updo after several hours, sometimes accompanied by a bedgasm.

Last night I definitely had a hairgasm.

Hairgasm by mo1234 June 19, 2009

Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

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Chancla

The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

My mom hit me with a chancla.

Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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