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Y’all Hahences below me
Hahenc by VCYD VZZY March 11, 2026
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a quicker way to say, "haven't you?"

Girl 1: I broke up with my bf. He was dumb and so were my other two.

Girl 2: Wow, you've had problems in that department, havencha?
havencha by coolbeans May 2, 2008
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Hahnchen 

Omnipresent being who 'rulez'
From the German for chicken. Adopted because of a chicken throwing incident. The name was adopted by a cool dude and can now be found everywhere.
"Dude, you know who is cool?"
"Yes I do know who is cool, Hahnchen is cool"
"That is correct, dude"
Hahnchen by Aeneas April 6, 2005
To express laughter and annoyance/distress in one word. Your welcome.
Look an outdate meme, haheck... (idk)
haheck by SelfMotivatedDefiner November 10, 2017
When someone does something wrong so the other one says "hahenak"

And it means i'm gonna screw you up
Tom I knew what did at the school and I swear when you come back home hahenak
Hahenak by Emily pn April 16, 2020

Cole Hamence 

Deep set Blue eyes, 3 shades of blonde and white priveledged type of guy.

Asshole type of sense of humour, but honestly it's hilarious don't lie to yourself.

The type of person to disregard his feelings in order to make you happy. Cole is not the nice guy who gets friendzoned, he's the guy girls drool over because he isn't just uncontrollably good looking, he is such a sweetheart.

He isn't the type of person you want to lose, so cherish these moments you have with him. You won't come by a person like him again, Cole Hamence.

Cole Hamence the guy who can fake a smile better than Kylie Jenner can fake her scandals just so you will have a peace of mind. The guy who can run from out of town for over an hour for you. The guy whose arms can make you feel a sense of safety, a sense of home.

He's incredible.

And honestly? I'm so in love it's not funny.
Is Cole Hamence actually at school for once?
Cole Hamence by colgatex March 3, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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