Hagrid's Pocket 

Derived from classical form of the 'Wizard's Sleeve', Hagrid's Pocket being reserved for a rather hairy, large, loose and dirty form of the 'Man-hole'.

Further connotations in that Hagrid, not being a proper wizard, infers likewise on the quality of said pudenda.

holy lord, she was fine up-top, but I thought I put my hand in Hagrid's pocket when I ventured south!

Hagrid's Pocket by von hinton November 19, 2010

Hagrid's Buttcrack 

Hagrid's, from Harry Potter, buttcrack; also known as a wizard swear

Harry: Damn, I just got a 43% on my potions test
Ron: Well THAT'S in Hagrid's Buttcrack.

Hagrid's Buttcrack by Kristen Gav March 14, 2009

hagrid's beard 

When a young adult lad has never trimmed his pubic area and he can groom his pubes to resemble Hagrid's beard

Holy Shit! Tim your pubes look like hagrid's beard!! How did they get that long????

hagrid's beard by RMS132 November 5, 2015

Hagrid's Arse 

a wizard swear, revolving around the size of Rubeus Hagrid's anal region.

Dude, Nicki Minaj has Hagrid's Arse!

Hagrid's Arse by SASHHHHHHH August 15, 2011

hagrid's beard 

A rather 'hirsuit' lady specifically in the nether regions.

Fuck me, i've never seen anything like it - she had a twat like Hagrid's Beard. I had to get the hedgetrimmers out, her bedroom floor looked like a fucking Barbers Shop after a busy day!

hagrid's beard by chesterpest January 17, 2010

Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north 

me. a person who looks like Hagrid whos parents weren't married and comes from the north

no hagrid snow bastard of the northern north please stop

Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north by bitchimtired May 28, 2018

PS1 Hagrid x Shrek 

the best ship ever no one can say anything about it as it is so perfect

Person 1:I ship PS1 Hagrid x Shrek
Person 2: So does everyone you're not original

PS1 Hagrid x Shrek by hdijasdo;iawsjdoisdkofp sdjmdj June 27, 2022