Haget

someone that you do not like.

Those dudes are a bunch of hagets.

by steev0jackson July 20, 2010

I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna

Something really useful from the US. The only reply to be made to an acquaintance, or a co-worker you don’t like very much who makes ridiculous demands on your time and effort for no recompense.

“What did you say when Malcolm asked you to do his work while he sloped off to get freebies at the supermarket?”
“I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna.”

by AKACroatalin September 5, 2016

Hagerlife

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD

My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.

by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

harget

Hard to get target. A girl you trying to holler at but trying to play hard to get.

The breezy acting like a harget making me work to get some.

by samizzy March 18, 2008

HAGT

Have a Good Trip.

1. What to say to someone who is about to embark on a journey into an altered state of consciousness through hallucinogens.

Person 1: "Hey what are you up to this weekend?"
Person 2: "Stare at my bathroom floor for a few hours, then muster up the courage to order delivery, and finally go outside to laugh-cry at our connection to nature."
Person 1: "Oh! Safe travels. HAGT."
Person 2: "Thanks bro."

by am_i_god May 7, 2021

Hageman Dancer

This is a dancing style that encompasses large usage of space and complete disregard for other neighbouring dancers. A Hageman dancer will often dance carelessly, using his/her elbows and continuously infringing upon the space of neighbouring dancers with complete disregard for their comfort or space.

"That kid keeps on hitting into me while dancing.. dude, he is such hageman dancer"

by giuseppino May 20, 2007

pull a Hagelmoser

To 'pull a Hagelmoser' is a (roughly translated) traditional, slightly-out-of-fashion German idiom describing a young, dopey person attempting to attend a festivity that already took place a day ago, thus causing amusement witht the irritated hosts who are suprised by the late arrival.

Fritz, what are you doing here? Uncle Hubert's divorce dinner-party was yesterday! You've obviously pulled a Hagelmoser.

Let me check my calendar for your sister's wedding ceremony. I certainly don't want to pull a Hagelmoser.

by Guenther-San July 15, 2010