Haelmic 

A state of mind where one feels dead, it is a persons perceived form of foreign feeling. An out of body feeling that often feels unreal and as if someone were in a dream like state of mind for long periods of time.

people who experience haelmic reside there for a long time.

Haelmic by ThePenmen November 3, 2022

helmickalick 

to be or become a champ

Nick Jurek is the total opposite of helmickalick.

helmickalick by Jim Helmicki January 20, 2009

helmich 

helmich is a name that has been handed down from father to son. for generations. Meaning a circumized penis

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helmich by Felonyone Australia (Facebook) February 25, 2010

helmick 

(n.) Model Ring Rat. just a cool guy

Helmick kicks ass

helmick by lsadfja;ls jf March 22, 2003

Helmick 

1. To completely screw someone over in a business deal.

2. To make great promises to a customer and then deliver subpar work.

3. To pretend to be faithful to your spouse and then cheat on her mulitple times.

"Rod, you were supposed to split the retail profits with me 50-50! Don't Helmick me!"

"Rod, why are you charging me for this consultant work that was entirely lousy? Are you trying to Helmick me?!"

"Rod, are you really doing your marriage any good by having sex with hookers in New York, while your wife is home taking care of the kids? You shouldn't Helmick her!"

Helmick by Retail Manager May 22, 2009

Halmich 

A big ass bad ass who is taking v cards and slamming so much poon at a dangerous level that is hazardousness to himself and others. Also he enjoys to chill with bros and fist bumps every chill mother fucker he sees.

Guy 1-That guy is a true "Halmich."
Guy 2-Thats true bro, so true.

Halmich by Gorith321 December 9, 2010

Halmich Farm 

There's an abandoned house on the edge of the land belonging to Halmich Sod Farms in Michigan. From a distance it just appears as an average, run down, forgotten household. However as you get closer, you start to get a skin-crawling feeling. Inside the house, stuff is thrown everywhere, tossed and turned up. Old medical supplies and a book on surgical procedures sit out on the kitchen sink. It's even rumored that the kids bedroom has human remains.

It's likely that this house belonged to a local psychopath. Can only imagine the horrors this building has seen. Completely hidden from everyone, beware....

*On the far edge of the Halmich Farm... *
Person 1: "It feels wrong, like we're being watched"
Person 2: "Yeah, there's even a bullet hole in the window"

Halmich Farm by GOOF... IT March 4, 2025