Halmich

A big ass bad ass who is taking v cards and slamming so much poon at a dangerous level that is hazardousness to himself and others. Also he enjoys to chill with bros and fist bumps every chill mother fucker he sees.

Guy 1-That guy is a true "Halmich."
Guy 2-Thats true bro, so true.

by Gorith321 December 9, 2010

Halmich Farm

There's an abandoned house on the edge of the land belonging to Halmich Sod Farms in Michigan. From a distance it just appears as an average, run down, forgotten household. However as you get closer, you start to get a skin-crawling feeling. Inside the house, stuff is thrown everywhere, tossed and turned up. Old medical supplies and a book on surgical procedures sit out on the kitchen sink. It's even rumored that the kids bedroom has human remains.

It's likely that this house belonged to a local psychopath. Can only imagine the horrors this building has seen. Completely hidden from everyone, beware....

*On the far edge of the Halmich Farm... *
Person 1: "It feels wrong, like we're being watched"
Person 2: "Yeah, there's even a bullet hole in the window"

by GOOF... IT March 4, 2025

Hammichtime

The point in time at which your eating a hammich (Ham Sandwich).

Stop. Hammichtime!

Joe: I thnk it's hammichtime
Jane: Yeah, me too.

by Ajihand March 31, 2009

hammich

Ham + Sandwich = Hammich

NOT an STD.

Girl #1: Hey, I gots a tasty hammich!

Guy #2: That sounds like an STD.

Girl#1: WELL IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!! *twitch* *twitch* *foams at mouth*

by Ai-chan May 9, 2008

Haliching

a filler word for the boys

'i hate my life'
'haliching'

by halicoop June 3, 2021

helmich

helmich is a name that has been handed down from father to son. for generations. Meaning a circumized penis

penishelmithelmutdickcircumizedhelmich

by Felonyone Australia (Facebook) February 25, 2010

Hammiches

Some person on tiktok that stole my name
he plays tf2, state of decay and project zomboid
he really likes tally hall

“Yo have you ever heard of Hammiches?”
“No”

by kjiwi May 26, 2022