Halmich

A big ass bad ass who is taking v cards and slamming so much poon at a dangerous level that is hazardousness to himself and others. Also he enjoys to chill with bros and fist bumps every chill mother fucker he sees.

Guy 1-That guy is a true "Halmich."
Guy 2-Thats true bro, so true.

Halmich by Gorith321 December 9, 2010

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Halmich Farm

There's an abandoned house on the edge of the land belonging to Halmich Sod Farms in Michigan. From a distance it just appears as an average, run down, forgotten household. However as you get closer, you start to get a skin-crawling feeling. Inside the house, stuff is thrown everywhere, tossed and turned up. Old medical supplies and a book on surgical procedures sit out on the kitchen sink. It's even rumored that the kids bedroom has human remains.

It's likely that this house belonged to a local psychopath. Can only imagine the horrors this building has seen. Completely hidden from everyone, beware....

*On the far edge of the Halmich Farm... *
Person 1: "It feels wrong, like we're being watched"
Person 2: "Yeah, there's even a bullet hole in the window"

Halmich Farm by GOOF... IT March 4, 2025