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Halmich Farm 

There's an abandoned house on the edge of the land belonging to Halmich Sod Farms in Michigan. From a distance it just appears as an average, run down, forgotten household. However as you get closer, you start to get a skin-crawling feeling. Inside the house, stuff is thrown everywhere, tossed and turned up. Old medical supplies and a book on surgical procedures sit out on the kitchen sink. It's even rumored that the kids bedroom has human remains.

It's likely that this house belonged to a local psychopath. Can only imagine the horrors this building has seen. Completely hidden from everyone, beware....
*On the far edge of the Halmich Farm... *
Person 1: "It feels wrong, like we're being watched"
Person 2: "Yeah, there's even a bullet hole in the window"
Halmich Farm by GOOF... IT March 4, 2025
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Hammichtime 

The point in time at which your eating a hammich (Ham Sandwich).
Stop. Hammichtime!

Joe: I thnk it's hammichtime
Jane: Yeah, me too.
Hammichtime by Ajihand March 31, 2009
Ham + Sandwich = Hammich

NOT an STD.
Girl #1: Hey, I gots a tasty hammich!

Guy #2: That sounds like an STD.

Girl#1: WELL IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!! *twitch* *twitch* *foams at mouth*
hammich by Ai-chan May 9, 2008
'i hate my life'
'haliching'
Haliching by halicoop June 3, 2021
helmich is a name that has been handed down from father to son. for generations. Meaning a circumized penis
penishelmithelmutdickcircumizedhelmich
Some person on tiktok that stole my name
he plays tf2, state of decay and project zomboid
he really likes tally hall
“Yo have you ever heard of Hammiches?”
“No”
Hammiches by kjiwi May 26, 2022
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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