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helmick

(n.) Model Ring Rat. just a cool guy
Helmick kicks ass
by lsadfja;ls jf March 22, 2003
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Helmick

1. To completely screw someone over in a business deal.

2. To make great promises to a customer and then deliver subpar work.

3. To pretend to be faithful to your spouse and then cheat on her mulitple times.
"Rod, you were supposed to split the retail profits with me 50-50! Don't Helmick me!"

"Rod, why are you charging me for this consultant work that was entirely lousy? Are you trying to Helmick me?!"

"Rod, are you really doing your marriage any good by having sex with hookers in New York, while your wife is home taking care of the kids? You shouldn't Helmick her!"
by Retail Manager May 22, 2009
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Helmick

The cause of guggling , something funny and nonsensical at the same time
“The helmick is making me guggle so hard
by Doidledee December 12, 2025
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Helmick

A nonsensical and humorous word , cause of guggling
“The helmick is genuinely making me guggle
by Doidledee December 12, 2025
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helmickalick

to be or become a champ
Nick Jurek is the total opposite of helmickalick.
by Jim Helmicki January 20, 2009
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helmich

helmich is a name that has been handed down from father to son. for generations. Meaning a circumized penis
penishelmithelmutdickcircumizedhelmich
by Felonyone Australia (Facebook) February 25, 2010
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helmricking

the act of complaining nonstop about everything your roommates do, regardless of how mundaine
mike was helmricking about adam's mess all day
by tuscalusa August 27, 2007
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