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(n.) Model Ring Rat. just a cool guy

Helmick kicks ass

helmick by lsadfja;ls jf March 22, 2003

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Helmick

1. To completely screw someone over in a business deal.

2. To make great promises to a customer and then deliver subpar work.

3. To pretend to be faithful to your spouse and then cheat on her mulitple times.

"Rod, you were supposed to split the retail profits with me 50-50! Don't Helmick me!"

"Rod, why are you charging me for this consultant work that was entirely lousy? Are you trying to Helmick me?!"

"Rod, are you really doing your marriage any good by having sex with hookers in New York, while your wife is home taking care of the kids? You shouldn't Helmick her!"

Helmick by Retail Manager May 22, 2009

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Helmick

The cause of guggling , something funny and nonsensical at the same time

“The helmick is making me guggle so hard”

Helmick by Doidledee December 12, 2025

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Helmick

A nonsensical and humorous word , cause of guggling

“The helmick is genuinely making me guggle”

Helmick by Doidledee December 12, 2025

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helmickalick

to be or become a champ

Nick Jurek is the total opposite of helmickalick.

helmickalick by Jim Helmicki January 20, 2009

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helmich

helmich is a name that has been handed down from father to son. for generations. Meaning a circumized penis

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helmich by Felonyone Australia (Facebook) February 25, 2010

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helmricking

the act of complaining nonstop about everything your roommates do, regardless of how mundaine

mike was helmricking about adam's mess all day

helmricking by tuscalusa August 27, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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